Peaceful Peep Gifts

"Wouldn't ya know it! Sunday morning, and some a******s house is on fire, or he's having a heart attack. or the cops are..."

Yoga classes door.

James decided to stay in that night.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"Not only have my eyes glazed over – they have turned completely into cinnamon rolls."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Revolution

St. Lukes Silent Order

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Beach Ball in No-Man's Land

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

War and Peace

Charter 88 / Charter Nooga Choo-Choo

'For futher information see the collected works of Sigmund Fredu, Vol 27, pg 23.'

"Sorry, but I'm here right now."

"Putin out!" "Putin is a gangster" "Putin, Putin, bo-Butin banana-fana fo-Futin fee-fi-mo-Mutin Putin!"

"Right Sarge, we've got them kettled. What do we do not they've started boiling?"

Tunnel of One @#$% Moment to Yourself.

Logging protester

A retired man relaxing by fishing.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'