Peaceful Peep Prints

"Wouldn't ya know it! Sunday morning, and some a******s house is on fire, or he's having a heart attack. or the cops are..."

James decided to stay in that night.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"Not only have my eyes glazed over – they have turned completely into cinnamon rolls."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

St. Lukes Silent Order

Revolution

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Beach Ball in No-Man's Land

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"Putin out!" "Putin is a gangster" "Putin, Putin, bo-Butin banana-fana fo-Futin fee-fi-mo-Mutin Putin!"

'For futher information see the collected works of Sigmund Fredu, Vol 27, pg 23.'

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

War and Peace

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

Charter 88 / Charter Nooga Choo-Choo

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"Right Sarge, we've got them kettled. What do we do not they've started boiling?"

A retired man relaxing by fishing.

Dog reading a manual called 'understanding the feline psyche'.

Logging protester

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'