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'If he continues treatment for the next month or so I should have enough material for my book of case histories.' 'If I continue treatment for another month or so, I should have enough material for my expose of psychoanalysis.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Light Bulb Moment

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The Life of Pi

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Morning, all!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

Sigmund Freud.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

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Screen Time vs Book Time

"I'm the bad guy..."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'