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'The Neurosis Pack.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"National security adviser"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Sigmund Freud.

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"I'm the bad guy..."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Psychobabbling brook.

"That's hardly necessary!"

Agricultural Psychology

'More government surveillance!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

A Freudian slip...

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Legalish

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Id/Ego/Superego.

Government Intelligence

The EP-21 spy plane.

Modern Narcissism

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...