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"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Servicemen.

Sigmund Freud.

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That's What Happens

"I'm the bad guy..."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Psychobabbling brook.

Agricultural Psychology

Intolerable

A Freudian slip...

The Thinker

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Invade/Fail/Deny

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

The Costs Of Doing War.

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Dictators Consuming the World

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

Library Geoge W. Bush

US strike on Syria.

'The Neurosis Pack.'