Male Psyche Analyst T-Shirts

'I couldn't put it down.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Sigmund Freud.

"I'm the bad guy..."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Pavlov's Puppy

Psychobabbling brook.

Agricultural Psychology

A Freudian slip...

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Blok drives by New York City.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Mummy Shrink.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'The Neurosis Pack.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."