Superpower Analyst T-Shirts

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

"Welcome to the future"

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"That's hardly necessary!"

'More government surveillance!'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Defence Cutbacks.

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Government Intelligence

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

US fears missile competition.

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'The Neurosis Pack.'

Oooops!

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

The Generals medals

The Use of Cavalry

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'