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The World Is Coming To A Complete Impasse.

Optimist

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Defence Cutbacks.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Oooops!

US fears missile competition.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

The Generals medals

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Francois Hollande

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Boomerang

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

General's Coin Toss

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

Nato

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

Donald Rumsfeld

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"