Armageddon Analyst Pillows

The World Is Coming To A Complete Impasse.

Optimist

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Defence Cutbacks.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Oooops!

US fears missile competition.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

The Generals medals

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

Francois Hollande

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

General's Coin Toss

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

Nato

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

Donald Rumsfeld

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa