Doomsday Analyst Pillows

"There, there. Go back to sleep. There's nothing to worry about except..."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Apocalypse Research Center

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Beware of the 4th quarter.

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"The end of the world is nigh."

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

The End is Nigh

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

"You took your time!"

'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').