Doomsday Investor Pillows

Add a touch of humor to the home or office with pillows designed for the doomsday investor—featuring clever graphics and slogans that reflect their apocalyptic investment perspective.

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Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..." mockup

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

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"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span." mockup

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

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Optimist

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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Apocalypse Research Center

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Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan. mockup

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

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"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid." mockup

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."

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'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.' mockup

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

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"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

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"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?" mockup

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

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'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.' mockup

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

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'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.' mockup

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

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'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.' mockup

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

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'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

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'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.' mockup

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

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The End is Near art gallery opening. mockup

The End is Near art gallery opening.

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Doomsday marketing

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Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt. mockup

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

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"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

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