Doomsday Skeptic Pillows

End of the World Potponed Again

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

When a nanosecond is forever.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

How to survive the coming crash.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Climate Change Contingency House

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."