Doomsday Skeptic Pillows

End of the World Potponed Again

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

When a nanosecond is forever.

Climate Change Contingency House

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'