Doomsday Visionaries Pillows

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Climate Change Contingency House

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

I survived end of the world after party.

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

The End is Nigh

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