Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."
Doomsday Investor Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with a doomsday investor? Explore our collection of amusing and insightful items that capture their unique perspective on the financial apocalypse. Perfect for those who see investing as a battlefield or an end-of-the-world scenario, these products bring humor and personality to their passion for the end times. Whether for a birthday, a quirky office desk accessory, or a fun conversation starter, our curated selection will delight anyone with a darkly humorous take on investment and economic catastrophes.
"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."
Optimist
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
Apocalypse Research Center
Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.
"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."
'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'
"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"
'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'
'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'
'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'
'We need to change our marketing strategy.'
'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'
'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'
The End is Near art gallery opening.
"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"
Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.
Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.
Doomsday marketing
How to survive the coming crash.
Climate Change Contingency House
The End is Near/Just the Beginning
"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."
The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'
"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"
'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'
"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."
"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"
"The end of the world is nigh."
The End is Nigh
Prepare to meet your author today!
"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"
Invested pot of gold in the stock market.
Doomsday Investor Gifts Collection
Doomsday Investor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for doomsday investors—each designed to bring humor and personality to their daily coffee routine.
Doomsday Investor Pillows
Browse our pillows for doomsday investors—perfect for adding a humorous touch to their home or office decor.
Doomsday Investor Prints
View our prints for doomsday investors—artfully blending humor and insight into the end-times investing scene.
Doomsday Investor T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for doomsday investors—featuring clever slogans and designs that make a bold, humorous statement.