
"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."
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"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."
"Welcome to the future"
"National security adviser"
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
Mayhem, Inc. Part 29
'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'
'More government surveillance!'
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."
"That's hardly necessary!"
'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'
Defence Cutbacks.
"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
Legalish
'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'
"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."
Government Intelligence
The EP-21 spy plane.
Top Secret - Destroy before reading.
'The Neurosis Pack.'
Oooops!
Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'
"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."
AUKUS Deal Annoys France
NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'
US fears missile competition.
"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."
The Generals medals
The Use of Cavalry
"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."
'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'
'At last! Some decent kit.'
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