Telekinesis Gifts

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"Yes, of course you can have a second opinion — ask Siri."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

The Paranormal Society...

"My telemedical nutritionist calls it surprisingly smooth, with a fruity bouquet rendered more enticing due to a hing of cassis and touches of bell pepper aroma."

"Let's try that 'ribbit' one more time."

"I really want to thank you for these great telepsychiatry sessions, doctor. The format lends itself to easing my anxiety and feelings of inadequacy around others."

Annual meeting of the American Telemedical Association.

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"

Center for psychokinetic research.

'I'm getting lonely – my patients are getting their prescriptions online instead of visiting me.'

I can't handle too much change so I'm reading a four-year-old magazine while waiting for my telemedicine appointment.

'I'm a stay-at-home teleradiologist.'

"Ok, now. Everybody think fire."

"Since this whole COVID thing I've had to adjust my practice."

"That's the fifth customer this morning - video calling the doctor's surgery because of Covid restrictions."

"We've seen a lot of this in 2020... It's called 'Zoom Face'."

"Man, this telemedicine thing is great -- I don't even have to put my pants on!"

'Doctor, would it be possible for you to treat me as a human being?'

"I'm in my doctor's telemedical waiting room!"

"Your online doctor is currently with another patient. Please go into the other room, put on some awful music and read an outdated magazine. He'll be with you in a few hours."