Telekinesis Prints

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"All we have left is standing room only."

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"Yes, of course you can have a second opinion — ask Siri."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

The Paranormal Society...

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

"My telemedical nutritionist calls it surprisingly smooth, with a fruity bouquet rendered more enticing due to a hing of cassis and touches of bell pepper aroma."

"Let's try that 'ribbit' one more time."

"I really want to thank you for these great telepsychiatry sessions, doctor. The format lends itself to easing my anxiety and feelings of inadequacy around others."

Annual meeting of the American Telemedical Association.

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

'I'm getting lonely – my patients are getting their prescriptions online instead of visiting me.'

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"

Center for psychokinetic research.

'I'm a stay-at-home teleradiologist.'

"Ok, now. Everybody think fire."

"Since this whole COVID thing I've had to adjust my practice."

"That's the fifth customer this morning - video calling the doctor's surgery because of Covid restrictions."

"We've seen a lot of this in 2020... It's called 'Zoom Face'."

'Doctor, would it be possible for you to treat me as a human being?'

"I'm in my doctor's telemedical waiting room!"

"This remote doctor visit is just like the real thing. I've been waiting 35 minutes and I still haven't seen the doctor."

"Your online doctor is currently with another patient. Please go into the other room, put on some awful music and read an outdated magazine. He'll be with you in a few hours."

Babette began getting mysterious headaches immediately after breaking up with Vincent.

"Doctor, you're so much taller in person than on my home computer screen!"

"Since you're still wary about coming into the office, I'll have to walk you through the prostate exam."

Soup was always difficult at Uri's house.