Titanic Enthusiast Gifts

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

Titanic iceberg auction

'I don't think there's room for us all.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

Fish or Cut Bait

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'