Transformers Fan Pillows

From the time he was a tiny maggot, tommy dreams of flying .

President Plasticman

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Under pressure.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Tiger Costume

Jester Surgeon

Ghostship

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Meryl Streep

Revenge had come.

Batman tissue dispenser.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Sun Worshipers

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"Fancy an Indian?"

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

Countess