Monster Truck Enthusiast Pillows

'For our anniversary I bought myself a truck, and her a carpet cleaner...which explains my condition.'

Texting while driving

"We motored over to say hi!"

'Unsinkable.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Sssh!"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

One Man and Two Trucks

Monster chariot races

Useless car accessories.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Dog Driving a Truck

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.