Monster Truck Enthusiast T-Shirts

'For our anniversary I bought myself a truck, and her a carpet cleaner...which explains my condition.'

"Good guess, but we have the green Volvo sedan."

Texting while driving

"We motored over to say hi!"

'Unsinkable.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Sssh!"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Moon Pies.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

Monster chariot races

One Man and Two Trucks

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Useless car accessories.

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

He was a pick-up. She was a dump truck. it was bound to be a bumpy road ahead.'