Monster Truck Fanatic T-Shirts

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Valet park only"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Moon Pies.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

Monster chariot races

One Man and Two Trucks

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

The last hot dog of summer.

Useless car accessories.

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

He was a pick-up. She was a dump truck. it was bound to be a bumpy road ahead.'

Semiliterate.

Dog Driving a Truck