Monster Truck Maniac T-Shirts

'It was inevitable: first offensive driving, now offensive parking.'

Snail Monster Truck

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Giant slug attacks a city

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"Perfect."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Addiction to mobile.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

James May

Undersized Load

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Love Hurts

Butterfly Sales

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Lox Ness Monster

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Got any new monster trucks?"

Mammoth hoover