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'It was inevitable: first offensive driving, now offensive parking.'

Snail Monster Truck

Giant slug attacks a city

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"Perfect."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Addiction to mobile.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Love Hurts

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

"A man and his choo-choo."

Lox Ness Monster

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Got any new monster trucks?"

Mammoth hoover

Monster chariot races

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'