Motocross Maniac T-Shirts

Sore Loser

'My feet are killing me.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Road Buddies

A tessellation of running figures.

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Love Hurts

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Uneasy Rider

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

The Fun Run.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."