Motocross Maniac Gifts

Sore Loser

'My feet are killing me.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Love Hurts

A tessellation of running figures.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Uneasy Rider

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Road Buddies

James May

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Lox Ness Monster

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

The Fun Run.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"