Monster Trucks T-Shirts

'Unsinkable.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Useless car accessories.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Future garbage truck driver.

Heavy meals on wheels

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Route 666.

Undersized Load

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Happy Halloween!

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Heavy Traffic.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"