Truck Trendsetter T-Shirts

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"The menu used to be á la carte. Now it's á la food truck."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Mac OS 20

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Future garbage truck driver.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Heavy meals on wheels

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

The Design Artiste

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. There's an app for that.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.