Truck Trendsetter Gifts

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"The menu used to be á la carte. Now it's á la food truck."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Heavy meals on wheels

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

The Design Artiste

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'