Transportation Trendsetter Gifts

Oil on Mars.

"And remember, dear, at midnight it turns back into an Uber."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

Attention: Speed Troughs

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'We've replaced you with an app.'

A Cumulonim-bus

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...