Transportation Visionary Gifts

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

Drone Commute

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Thatched roof car.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

The United States' economy deflating.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Third Option

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Write about robots."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'