Transportation Strategist Gifts

'Give them a motorway ad they'll follow it anywhere!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

Holiday Luggage

Taxi

Tunnel Mural

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Acquiring Satellite.'

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

'I spy with my little intelligence gathering app...'

Shipping contract.

Space Train

A-340 Airbus.

"Dad's trying to work out the car charging points for our Christmas visits."

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

Confusing Traffic Sign.

Road Signs.

Hee-Haul

Rival Jockeys

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

Stop and think.

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

"Huge potholes, unsafe bridges - our infrastructure is falling apart! Debates don't talk about it - where's the answer?"