Bridge Strategist Gifts

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

"Trust me, John! Just because your bridge partner dumps you...doesn't mean I will!"

Who

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Reverse psychology

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"The boss can see you now."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Oog has invented the organization chart.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

DING DONG!

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

Service Entry.

Bridge Repairs

Two men trout fishing