Bridge Strategist Mugs

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

"Trust me, John! Just because your bridge partner dumps you...doesn't mean I will!"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Reverse psychology

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"The boss can see you now."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

DING DONG!

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

Service Entry.

Bridge Repairs

Two men trout fishing

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'

'Go fish.'

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"