Transportation Trends Follower Gifts

"It's a folder."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Touring Cyclist

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Cycling with a harp case

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Jumping Wall Street.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"That shirt is so last year."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Follow that cab!'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airliner

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'