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"It's a folder."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Cycling with a harp case

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Touring Cyclist

"Isn't there an app for this?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"That shirt is so last year."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Jumping Wall Street.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airliner

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.