Transportation Innovation Gifts

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cycling with a harp case

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Touring Cyclist

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Airliner

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."