Automotive Innovation Gifts

"The self-driving division has taken over."

"Are we there yet?! My tires are killing me!"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"Perfect."

Computer Controlled Car

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Stimulus bust

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'We've found the problem...'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I can dream, can't I?'