Automotive Technologies Gifts

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"Perfect."

Computer Controlled Car

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"Nap time."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

Stimulus bust