Automotive Technologies Pillows

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Perfect."

Computer Controlled Car

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

General Motors.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Nap time."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Made redundant from Honda please help

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Stimulus bust

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."