Automotives Pillows

And could you put in a louder horn?'

'Well, if you're looking for fuel economy...'

'The robots have gone on strike...'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

Computer Controlled Car

Driverless Car

"It comes fully equipped with all the latest safety features ? aside from the optional life-car."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'Sorry. Pickup lines don't work on me.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Typical men - all torque."

"I'm afraid you have only six months to live, but your car should be good for another 30,000 miles."

"We have a new item for our sales strategy list. After a customer asks how much it costs to have his tires rotated, you tell him $19.99."

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"I thought you said you couldn't get it to turn over."

"It sounds like your problem is your carburetor."

'...take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.'

"These new wheels are awesome!"

"Excuse me...is that a portable jack?"

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

"I want a bumper sticker that says 'My other car is a figment of my imagination'."

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

Sorry - No Oil

'Oh, man, somebody's got your car up on blocks except for one tire!'

Drawing of car gear stick shift with extra gear (riot gear).

Made redundant from Honda please help

How's my car going, Lofty?

Car Vacuum

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'

'Basically I'm just interested in hot-wiring.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

My child was Soup of the Day.

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

In the Guru District