Automotive Industry Pillows

'Driverless cars are coming.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

'Ancient Toyota Proverb: Make a car that doesn't stop and you will go far.'

Toyota executive does stand-up comedy: 'We got a solution to those sticking gas pedals - a Chevy!'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

"This is the customer care hot line. We make it a priority at Auto y Rod Inc. to put the customer first!"

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"That's it! We're moving back to Mexico to find jobs!"

'Stop panicking, hombre, If the French are cornering the Chinese auto market, all we need to do is corner the Chinese repair shop market,'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

Bailout for General Motors.

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

Stimulus bust

General Motors bail out.

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Perfect."

Computer Controlled Car

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Electric car

Volkswagen Scandal

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.