Automotive Industry T-Shirts

'Driverless cars are coming.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"This is the customer care hot line. We make it a priority at Auto y Rod Inc. to put the customer first!"

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'Stop panicking, hombre, If the French are cornering the Chinese auto market, all we need to do is corner the Chinese repair shop market,'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

Stimulus bust

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Perfect."

Computer Controlled Car

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'We've found the problem...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"