Motor Industry T-Shirts

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Smile

Steep learning curve ahead.

"Perfect."

Computer Controlled Car

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."