Auto Industry T-Shirts

'Just came in. It's a repo.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Chrysler.

Electro Trabant.

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US Auto Makers.

Where's the difference?

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Perfect."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

General Motors.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Volkswagen Scandal

The American Nightmare.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'We've found the problem...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Repairing the UFO

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'