Auto Industry Prints

'Just came in. It's a repo.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Electro Trabant.

US Auto Makers.

Where's the difference?

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Perfect."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Stimulus bust

'We've found the problem...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

Repairing the UFO

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

DIY motor repairs.