Automobile Manufacturer Prints

The first car accident.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"What old school? This is my life."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Bob's Driving School.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Inflating Boobs.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"We'll get there when we get there!"