Automobile Engineering Gifts

Paul began to suspect that Charlene was just using him for his automotive knowledge.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Otto the SmartyCar!

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Bio Fuels.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

It's the biofuel generation.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

World's cheapest car