Car Engineers Gifts

'It's a hybrid.'

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Turmoil change.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Bio Fuels.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A souped up car...

It's the biofuel generation.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

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