Car Engineers Gifts

'It's a hybrid.'

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Turmoil change.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Animals are smarter than we think!

World's cheapest car

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

It's the biofuel generation.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

A souped up car...

Bio Fuels.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Car Emissions