Automotive Engineer Gifts

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

'You call yourself a steering committee?!'

How airbags should work.

'In line with our companies environmental policies all our 5.7 litre 'stallion' SUV's are fitted with energy efficient headlamps.'

Eco-car - "We've put the exhaust on the inside!"

'Whoa, deja vu.'

'Hey, did you know these things have brakes?'

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

'Well, if you're looking for fuel economy...'

Driverless cars were presenting new policing challenges...

'Mr. Smith, cars used to have steering wheels, right?'

Wind power for cars.

'The robots have gone on strike...'

"It's a self-driving car."

Fuel cell and the parking problem.

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

'If we just perfect the self-driving car, we can build the entire interior around distracting communication and entertainment gadgets!'

Computer Controlled Car

Electric car powered by cumbersome battery

Woman Driving a Lemon.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Auto, air, V6, dual overhead cam ..."

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

"Henry, we like the 'any colour as long as it's black,' idea but we just want to ask...is it the RIGHT black?"

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Wind powered car

Driverless Car

Smart Cars for Dummies.

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

'I told you we needed to pay more attention to our self-driving car.'

"I wouldn't worry about it -- this is marketing's headache."