Automotive Engineer Prints

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

How airbags should work.

'In line with our companies environmental policies all our 5.7 litre 'stallion' SUV's are fitted with energy efficient headlamps.'

Eco-car - "We've put the exhaust on the inside!"

'Whoa, deja vu.'

'Hey, did you know these things have brakes?'

'Well, if you're looking for fuel economy...'

Wind power for cars.

'Mr. Smith, cars used to have steering wheels, right?'

Driverless cars were presenting new policing challenges...

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Fuel cell and the parking problem.

'The robots have gone on strike...'

"It's a self-driving car."

Woman Driving a Lemon.

'If we just perfect the self-driving car, we can build the entire interior around distracting communication and entertainment gadgets!'

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

Computer Controlled Car

Electric car powered by cumbersome battery

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Wind powered car

"Henry, we like the 'any colour as long as it's black,' idea but we just want to ask...is it the RIGHT black?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Driverless Car

"Auto, air, V6, dual overhead cam ..."

"I wouldn't worry about it -- this is marketing's headache."

'Senator, we have been providing a great public service building huge cars and SUVs. A third of American adults are obese. They can't drive funny little foreign cars.'

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

Well thank god for side impact panels!

Rolls Royce statue with crash helmet on.

'Hi love, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, the airbags work.'

"This new car is great, it practically crashes itself."